This story about Eater’s acquisition of Down By The Hipster really made me feel like I was back in my depressing high school cafeteria today.  The second and third paragraphs of Foster’s genius post are absolutely hilarious.

First he said this, and then she did that, which made him say this, and she said this back…but now they all are one big family and love (cough, hate) each other again.

Now that I’m out of the cafeteria and in the “real world,” it’s funny how this ridiculous banter just never gets old — the popular kids are still taunting one another and using each other to stay popular, while the rest of us read their blogs and wish we were in their shoes.

Nonetheless…we’ll miss you, DBTH.  Stay true to your roots on Eater!

-Sally