Thu
Nov
20
In the best news story of the week, everyone’s favorite basketball player/actor/rapper/cop, Shaquille O’Neal, is now on Twitter! Shaq was getting fed up with an impostor posing as him on Twitter, so he decided to sign himself up.
The_Real_Shaq, whose bio is simply “VERY QUOTATIOUS,” features tweets like, “ABOUT TO EAT DINNER, I PASSED UP 20 MCDONALDS TODAY. I COULDNT DO IT I’M ON A DIET,BUT MCDONALDS FRIES R THE BEST UM UM UM” and “On my way to practice, running late and i got stop by the cops, aaaaaaaggh.”
Don’t worry, he probably didn’t get a ticket, because Shaq actually is a cop (yes, a real one). He’s also my hero.
—Alyssa
