Do you like Star Wars…like, more than a friend?  Do you stay up nights thinking about Princess Leia in her bikini as you practice wielding a “laser” sword in your garage? Chances are, if this sounds like you, then you probably also own a webcam.  (Actually, if this sounds like you, then you probably also have a burning desire to wear a cape and speak in a secret language that is a cross between C++, pig latin and Vulcan — but that is a non-sequitur.)

Anyway, the Star Wars: Uncut project capitalizes on the number of Star Wars fans who also enjoy making viral videos.  The project is simple — they’ve divided the movie into 472 15-second sections.  Fans can then log on to the site, claim a section and film their own version of that snippet.

Once all of the sections are complete, they will be strung together to create an entirely crowdsourced version of the film. It will be perfect for people who liked the original, but wish it starred more awkward teens who “think prom is stupid anyway.”

In fairness, some of the 15-second offerings are really amazing and the project concept is totally brilliant.  I, for one, am hoping that this is a trend.  I’ve already picked out the 15 seconds of Mean Girls* that I’d like to re-create.

— Andrew

*In case you are wondering, it is the 15 seconds after Regina George finds out that Kalteen bars are making her gain weight.

As we all know, Americans have nothing but total, absolute respect for the sanctity of marriage.  The Bachelor, Who Wants To Marry a Multi-Millionaire, and Britney Spears are all shining examples of said respect.

America, brace yourself for the greatest celebration of love and marriage yet:  Married on MySpace.  Up until now, MySpace was just a place for 40-year-old sexual predators.  But now, it is a community of frustrated teens, emo rockers, and bisexual reality television stars who are going to vote on every detail of your wedding.

If you’ve watched the Today Show, you are familiar with the concept (though this version will not supply a tear-stained Ann Curry for the nups).  MySpace takes all control out of the hands of the lucky couple and allows users to vote on the dress, etc.

If you ask me, this is a one-way ticket to the bride wearing a plaid dress from the Perez Hilton for Hot Topic collection before they exchange candy rings and kiss under a chuppah made from photos of Miley Cyrus making out with Nick Jonas [Ed. note: OMG!].  Don’t fret, though, guests will be happy when they’re drinking their Orange Juliuses spiked with Hypnotiq and listening to an acoustic version of Taylor Swift singing Ani DiFranco at the reception, at a monster truck rally.

Oh yeah, this celebration of love is sponsored by the movie The Proposal, starring Ryan Reynolds [Ed note: OMG, for realz!].

— Andrew